People Who Pretend to Know Me. Volume I only.

Everyone in this story is certain they know me. I am just as certain I know them. Someone is wrong. Statistically, it is me.

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Andrei Jebeleanu
Still here, against medical advice.

Dia
Came back. I am still checking.

Van D.
Counting my words.

Baloo
Not answering, which is unlike him.

Baroane
The editor-in-chief the paper doesn’t have.

Noelle
Taking care of me. Personally.

Mo’Jiji
Jiji, with a little j.

Fuckface
All around me. Not visible.

Savva & Lana
Together. They were never anything else.

Olga Avram
Exaggerating in the service of truth.

Factore
Two steps behind Van D. Motionless.

Mrs. Buțu
Not available. Van D. is far too possessive.

Viktor Kossuth
Under contract.

Grace
Unchanged.

Ko
The man with the baton.

Mărghidan
Waiting for me. Professionally.

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More people soon. They have not yet agreed to be described.

Andrei Jebeleanu is a character in The Apophatic Man, a novel by Marius Tianu. Everything on this page comes from Volume I.